WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT WILLIS?

He is talking about EQUAL RIGHTS. I know it doesn't SOUND like that is what he is talking about, but listen closer.

CLOSER.

CLOOOOOOOSER.

Hear it?

"EQUALITY!" See? And I think Gary Coleman's character knew that... he just wanted to hear it again and again:

"Equality for all--Black, white, short, tall, gay, strait, happy, sad, handsome, ugly, circle, triangle, A, Z, Playstation, Xbox, Democrat, Republican, President Obama, President Bush, PC, Mac, Internet Explorer, Chrome, iPod, Zune, Oprah Winfrey, Hillary Clinton, zip-fly, button fly, Family Guy, Simpsons, front door, back door, smart people, but NOT STUPID PEOPLE. Equality for all except the stupid people. Or pets. And DEFINITELY not things that we need to kill to eat--like cows, chickens, soy plants, or apples. Equal rights for everyone EXCEPT apples n' stuff. And germs. Germs suck. No equal rights for germs OR viruses. Or songs that don't make any sense. And probably not equal rights for olympic atheletes that don't get medals--cause, then, like, what is the point of being the winner if the loosers get treated equally? EQUALITY, unless you loose at global sports, or are an apple, virus, soy plant, or stupid person."

And THAT is what Willis is talkin' bout.